chadleymacguff:

ziver:

ziver:

ziver:

so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called ‘Boners” and it’s just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs. 

oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps.

and he’s dead serious, his argument was, “if men can have Hooters, women should have this.”

your father is a saint

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Rule of Tumblr: You must always reblog the creator of Tumblr sassing his peasants


Rule of Tumblr: You must always reblog the creator of Tumblr sassing his peasants

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Rule of Tumblr: You must always reblog the creator of Tumblr sassing his peasants

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not-an-angel:

turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

^^^

The last one
Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?
She’s from Tumblr
KEEP HER!
not-an-angel:

turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

^^^

The last one
Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?
She’s from Tumblr
KEEP HER!
not-an-angel:

turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

^^^

The last one
Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?
She’s from Tumblr
KEEP HER!
not-an-angel:

turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

^^^

The last one
Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?
She’s from Tumblr
KEEP HER!
not-an-angel:

turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

^^^

The last one
Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?
She’s from Tumblr
KEEP HER!
not-an-angel:

turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

^^^

The last one
Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?
She’s from Tumblr
KEEP HER!
not-an-angel:

turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

^^^

The last one
Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?
She’s from Tumblr
KEEP HER!

not-an-angel:

turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

^^^

The last one

Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?

She’s from Tumblr

KEEP HER!

(via catsandthingss)

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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(via lovesinhereyes-flowersinherhair)

slydig:

weirdteenblogger:

there is this gay senior who got hit by a car and this was his senior quote 

is that gibby

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seasicksailors:

old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old
sport

a poem by jay gatsby

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therealmistersquidward:

yesimbeyonce:

I don’t have an FAQ because everyone already knows about me

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I don’t have an FAQ because nobody ever asks me anything.
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venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 
venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 
venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 
venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 
venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 
venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 
venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 
venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 
venelite:


The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 

venelite:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party

Every person I speak with IRL. 

(via andreabegins)




Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.



Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.



Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.



Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

(via whynotcontrast)