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so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called ‘Boners” and it’s just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs.
oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps.
and he’s dead serious, his argument was, “if men can have Hooters, women should have this.”
your father is a saint
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Rule of Tumblr: You must always reblog the creator of Tumblr sassing his peasants
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turningheadslikepagesinamagazine:
ME NEITHER
^^^
The last one
Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?
She’s from Tumblr
KEEP HER!
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there is this gay senior who got hit by a car and this was his senior quote
is that gibby
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old
sporta poem by jay gatsby
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I don’t have an FAQ because everyone already knows about me
I don’t have an FAQ because nobody ever asks me anything.
The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At The Party
Every person I speak with IRL.
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Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
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